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Today at work I decided I was going to start documenting the funny things that are said around the office which, there are a lot. How can RV storage and Uhaul rentals be hilarious you may ask? You have no idea...

This made me remember the qoutes Justina had written down from our trip to China back in 2005. While I'm crying from laughing so hard, you may not find any of these funny. That's fine. This post is for my HMS family and the good times we had.

P.S I will not be held responsable for the stupid things I said in 2005. That is all.

Here they are:

So this has taken over a year but here it goes for those of you who can still remember when these were funny.... Most of these are the fine work of Meaghan...

"Be the fire in my heartburn" - Meaghan singing her praises...

"I hate you with all the love in my heart" - Meaghan's kind words to Tiffanie

"Maybe Anthony will stop talking to her if we tell him she is a boy" -Roger's plan I think...

"Let us in we want to see your tiny bathroom!!!" -Andre and Josh at the G9 door

"I wonder what Roge would say about this..." -Meaghan in response to Josh and Andre looking at our bathroom

"Rent it with Rebecca late on in life" -Meaghan talking about our tiny bathroom

"By the way, Jesus called... he doesn't love you anymore!" -Meaghan getting mad at Tiffanie

"Lick my teeth" - A Meaghan original insult...

"I can't poo if there isn't a seat!!!" Meaghan in the bathroom at Crossroads

"Captain what's his face" - Roger

"Don't wrap your lips around these suckers" -Rogers views on how dirty the glass bottles were in the cafe in Macau

"Why becasue they aren't allowed to get wet?" - Sylvia confused on leaving scooters outside...

"Where's Dr. Phil?!?" -Josh's response to the last statement...

"Tiffanie... EAT SOCK" - Meaghan

"OH ya just stick your finger in the fan so it can be chopped off..." -Meaghan after Christine tried to stick her finger in the fan

"Can you take my hand and lead me over there? People actaully think i'm blind and are moving for me" -Meaghan asking Justina after using an arise my love stick as a walking stick

"Meaghan if you walk around the square you can see 40% of Beijing" -Beathany

"I can't because 20% of these people think i'm blind" -Meaghan in response

"Whos looking foward to seeing a crush from back home? Tiff who do you want to see... "A hottie named... JESUS!"... HEY YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME HE'S MINE" - Tiffanie stealing Jesus from Meaghan

"HOW DO YOU STAND UP!?" Priscilla coming off of the zip line on the great wall

"Thanks Poseidon" -Meaghan after Josh stood up in his canoe with a paddle over his head at the summer palace

"I'm agile like a cat!!!" -Josh while standing in the canoe

"Tew swar"-"ya bathrooms are down the hall" -Meaghan asking for the bathroom but the lady spoke english

"Who knows the words to the whooping crane song?" -Andre

"So your parents were hippies?" "Ya my mom was a farm girl eh? She was a farm girl. Now my dad was a man of the bush eh? Yup he lived in the bush" -Neil

"My right breast is missing!!!" -Priscilla after being body slammed by Andre in Bei Hei

"Dream big! And that's not a fat joke!!!" -Meaghan

"Hey Andre was your sleep decently mundane?" -Making fun of Andre's friend

"Your shoes are tied tighter than a football" -Meaghan

"Hey did you guys know that Jesus was undesirable when he was on earth? Which is kinda dissapointing, I was so hoping he would be hott! Because then I could be like "DANG JESUS YOU'RE HOTT" -Meaghan while rehearsing for Love Song in Hong Kong

"That's not kinky, that's more like KANKY" -Meaghan

"She looks young in that picture" "She is young in that picture" -Josh showing off a picture of Rebecca

"When you want ice cream where do you go!? MAI DANG NAO!!!" -Meaghan in response to Josh saying we wouldn't need to know Mc Donalds in Chinese...

"Thanks for dying Jesus I really appreciated it" -Sylvia on Good Friday

"Hello, I love you, sit down" -Poor english

"We are a team and when there is a fart to eat you better eat it!!!" -Meaghan when Sylvia wouldn't eat the fart in the girls room in Macau

"I just ate the fart so you owe me a fart eating" -Meaghan to Sylvia

"I hate it when no one eats the fart" -Meaghan

"My face is melting from your fart...WHAT DID YOU EAT" -Meaghan to Priscilla when practising in Macau

"There are other noodles in the sea" -Bridget on relationships...

"Stupid Carbohydrates" -Cindie on starch

"Call guiness, she is going to have a cow!!!" Roger on the YMCA principal

"UNLUCKY" Ringo the YMCA gym teacher...

Well there's a few folks there were many more buy my tiny journal could only hold so much!!! Hope you enjoyed these and God Bless!!! -Stina